I realize that the tooth fairy gets a lot of recognition and kudos picking up teeth from around the world and leaving cash money behind but who doesn’t get a lot of recognition though is the TF’s brother. The guy responsible for dropping the teeth off at your house. I imagine he doesn’t get much fanfare because he’s a lot like Clark Griswold’s cousin Eddie. Living in an RV, drinking Schlitz and wearing polyester. A lot of polyester.
My kid has been looking for him for days on end without success. He’s been crying out for him in the wee hours of the morning desperate for his new teeth. To no avail though. No tooth fairy brother here. Maybe his RV broke down or he’s serving time for a DUI. If that’s the case, he really needs a replacement to fill in for him. My stash of teething tabs, teething gels, amber necklaces, teething rings and motrin can only hold him for so long.
So if you happen to run into TF’s brother let him know we’ve been looking for him.